Dessert Inventor Gifts

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Banana Split...

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Banana Split Personality

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'