Dessert Gifts

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'My wife can never resist dessert'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

"Lemming" Meringue Pie

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"So your tia had a drink or two...what's the big deal?"

"I might just get a pie."

'Well, the desert can't be too far away!'

"If you have such a thing as a dessert beer, then yes, I did save room for dessert."

Fan blowing jelly.

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Woman Sitting By Fridge Eating Cake, Surrounded by Protective Cones.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's not a dung-ball! It's dessert: a profiterole!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Girl refusing to say grace

Ice Cream Cones. What kind of cone do you want your ice cream in? Traffic!

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"Who among us dares tempt the wrath of Ben & Jerry?"

"This is serious butter pecan!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."