Dessert Guru Gifts

"What do you get when you 3.14 cakes?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Our visit to the flan factory.