Dessert Chef Gifts

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Doughnut Making

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Dessert

At Ice Cream Academy

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Banana Split...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Banana Split Personality

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."