Dessert Improviser Gifts

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Lockdown casserole

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

Doughnut Making

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Dessert

Dogs and Cake

Baker

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Eating raw cake mix.