Dining Improviser Gifts

'We're out of pheasant under glass, M'sieur — is duck soup close enough?'

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

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Cooking With Pollock.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Eating raw cake mix.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

'The potato masher you bought me broke so I improvised.'

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

"I know the organ is broken, but I was kind of hoping you knew how to play the guitar."

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."

'Yes I did say you needed a more interesting waiting room...however, a juggler and guitarist isn't what I had in mind.'

'Power lunches are out, white flannel lunches are in.'