Dessert Guru Mugs

"What do you get when you 3.14 cakes?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Our visit to the flan factory.