Dessert Designer Mugs

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

Baker

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

At Ice Cream Academy

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

Pie Filling Reader

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I might just get a pie."