Dessert Making T-Shirts

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

It's the same dessert but because of its antioxidants, we call it Life by Chocolate."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

A chef with a platter of cakes

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bakery: Cherry Pie, Apple Pie and Humble Pie.

The best baker in Bath!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Bake-a-thon.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'Something's wrong. The hot-cakes aren't selling.'

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

Pie Filling Reader

"More cake?"

American Pastry

"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex', I fear some may see it as a commentary of me, and not the layered jello salad."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."