Meal Decorator T-Shirts

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Domestic Goddess.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Patissier

Mouse with a cat cake.

Fabulous civil union cake.

Happy birthday Darling!

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Birthday Cake

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Well how do you spell it then?'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Baking is my video gaming.'