Food Styling Pillows

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Photography.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Pizza Shard

Salad Hat

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Woman dressed as a soup can

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Food Photography

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

Sushi hats

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

"It's fast-casual."

Dressing a chicken

Pasta Hair

Fashion Accessories.

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

"I make decisions as much with my gut as I fo with my brain. Let's eat."

"It's nouvelle cuisine sir, so you'll need a magnifying glass..."

Beppe Lugano's Breakfast Chair