Food Styling Gifts

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Photography.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Spanx Tells Me No

Pizza Shard

Salad Hat

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Food Photography

Woman dressed as a soup can

Sushi hats

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

"It's fast-casual."

It takes very little effort and they really appreciate it when I add some sprinkles!

Dressing a chicken

Pasta Hair

Fashion Accessories.

"I make decisions as much with my gut as I fo with my brain. Let's eat."

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."