Stain Fighting Savior Gifts

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Graffiti Art Class

Jesus swept.

Panic Button

Charities Fueling Cities

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

How to save the Planet...

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Prisoner of pollution.

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"Come on, Mom...these can't all look carpet stains."

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

Wasting Water

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

Water is protected within a safe.

"When you put it to your ear you can hear the city."

'Barbers without borders'

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

'Out, damned spot.'

Cry cleaners. My cup runneth over again.

'Have you been working on your car again?'