Stain Enthusiasts Gifts

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art