Stain Strategists Gifts

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

DING DONG!

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Service Entry.

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

"Nobody said it would be easy!"