Stain Removal Strategists Gifts

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

Chess cleaner

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"Come on, Mom...these can't all look carpet stains."

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

Smell No Evil

SPF 45. Sun block.

Skunk Scent Killer

'Out, damned spot.'

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

A fish is selling golf balls by the course pond.

Mens Cologne: Throw the cops off the scent.

Cry cleaners. My cup runneth over again.

Wordilly Durdillies - Right Body Guard

'I really need to do a better job masking my scent!'