Stain Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Instant art

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."