Stain Master Mugs

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Dangerous weapons.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Supermarket customer types.

Kid cleaning balding head.

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Come on, Mom...these can't all look carpet stains."

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

Master inspecting new horse

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'

'Out, damned spot.'

Pen

Cry cleaners. My cup runneth over again.

"The supply list for this art class was actually pretty specific."