Stain Master Prints

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Dangerous weapons.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Supermarket customer types.

Kid cleaning balding head.

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

Master inspecting new horse

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'

'Out, damned spot.'

Pen