Stain Removal Expert Prints

"Come on, Mom...these can't all look carpet stains."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'We spoil that dog.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"You must be the new barmaid."

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Dept. of Antiquities

Vacu-move - discount movers.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

The Moving Company.

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

Maid

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"It's not just you, Susan, I treat everyone like dirt."

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

Men load a sofa into truck while their colleague takes it easy.

'Is she teething again?'

Removal men.

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.