Oil Stain Warrior Gifts

'Have you been working on your car again?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

I'm color blind, please help.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Earth fish.

Diver

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Work with me!"

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'