Stain Solutionist Gifts

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Low hanging fruit

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"Let's be a DO tank!"

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

"I approve of your inventive solution, but we can't use it because it's never been done before."

Problem? Yes, but i think I know who can solve it.

'These are some great solutions we've come up with, Ed. See if we have any problems they'll solve.'

"Good solution, Bob. Now all we need is a good problem."