Stain Solutionist Gifts

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Low hanging fruit

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"Let's be a DO tank!"

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Problem? Yes, but i think I know who can solve it.

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

"I approve of your inventive solution, but we can't use it because it's never been done before."

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'These are some great solutions we've come up with, Ed. See if we have any problems they'll solve.'