Snowy Slapstick Fan Gifts

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Fine. And you?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Shaving

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You call this ice?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Trawling for Fish.

Snow is falling...

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Running out of Gas.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Someday, the worm will turn.

"I prefer snow person."

"Previously on..."