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'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Looks like genius tried to back in through the doggie door.

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Shaving

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'