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Banana Ballet

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Shaving

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'