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'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Snow Bridge.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Running out of Gas.

"Curiosity."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'He's been shot!'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Snowman Romance

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I prefer snow person."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'