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"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'And I told to myself... if carrots are allowed... why not melons?'

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"What I admired most about Bill was his 'Can Do' attitude..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

Running out of Gas.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'