Snow Structure Fan T-Shirts

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'