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'I invented walking upright, and he invented slipping on banana peels.'

"Just be yourself."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Banana Yoga

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Moebot

"Ready...."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'