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'I invented walking upright, and he invented slipping on banana peels.'

"Just be yourself."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Peel poker.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Shaving

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Moebot

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Ready...."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'