Banana Slapstick Fan Pillows

The Evolution of Humour.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Gooseberry Fool...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Would you like to try them out?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Shaving

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

The Second Fall of Man.r

I love what you've done with your hare.

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."