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Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Nana!'

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

'Monkey with banana.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Introvert, Extrovert, pervert

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

Bananas - "I had to let the new lad go - he kept chuckin out the bent ones."

'The pituitary transplant was a complete success, and you will be going home soon. However, I want you to call me at the first sign of a strong deisre to swing from the trees and devour bananas.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I need a secretary. Interested?'

Great Deal Of Fund: Banana.

"As a Health and Safety Officer, my duty is to report this office as being a safety hazard!"

Have you tried bananas?

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Monkey business

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

Evolution of pranks

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

'Swish! Bonk! Aw!'

The Empire State Building's design was modified slightly after the 1933 'incident'!

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

"But Anthony, I'm sure you said that we'd be holidaying in the Bahamas this year."

"You need long-term goals. Where do you see yourself in 5-10 hours?"

"No. You turn over."