Banana Split Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Banana Yoga

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"I'm a baahnana!"