Banana Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Multitasking Monkey

Brutus stabbing Caesar an accident

Fighting Bananas Cartoon

Man slipping on a banana skin and turning into a clown.

Banana Arcade Game

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Large, wrinkly

Peel poker.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'