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Those guys are too green; I'm waiting for Mister Ripe.

"Oh, I don't know, I find him quite appealing!"

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Happy Easter

Banana Split...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Peel poker.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Which one's yours?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Stockwell's day

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'