Bean Bag Lounge Enthusiast Gifts

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Can I get you another coffee?

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"