Beanbag Tossing Aficionado Gifts

"It's good practice between battles."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Middle Distance Runners

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Before the Salivating Dogs

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"