Bean-bag Thrower Gifts

Simone, don't! The last time I did that, I got hit in the head with a beanbag.

'More bubbles!'

You've Had Enough!

Travelling

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

Why men hate shopping.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"It's good practice between battles."

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

Closing a Suitcase

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

"Some party, huh? Did you try the bean dip? How's the family? Give me a call some time! I want to introduce you to some friends of mine."