Bean Bag Lounger Gifts

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'In gym at school, we used bean bags to exercise!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Sick person curled up at home

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

'Well played, sir.'

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."