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'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'In gym at school, we used bean bags to exercise!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Sick person curled up at home

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Flexible working

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'Well played, sir.'

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'