Beanbag Enthusiast Gifts

"I miss the old chairs."

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"