Beanbag Enthusiast Pillows

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Before the Salivating Dogs

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"