Collecting Beanbags Pillows

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Important balloons, $30.

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

Bee Mine

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Madam Zelda sees all'

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

Devil holding balloons

'You're obsessing again.'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

Socially Distancing Clowns

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

Bat Globe.

"It's good practice between battles."

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

"I shop therefore I am!"