Bean Bags Pillows

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

It bag and no knickers!

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

Middle Distance Runners

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."