Bean Bags Gifts

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

It bag and no knickers!

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

Middle Distance Runners

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."