Beanbag Aficionado Gifts

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

Oh, sure, blame the dog