Beanbag Aficionado Mugs

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Before the Salivating Dogs

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'