Beanball Aficionado Gifts

"Try the beanball, kid. If it doesn't stop 'em, it might sloe 'em down."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

I love Basketball.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"No. You turn over."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

A Masked Ball

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball