Beanball Aficionado Gifts

"Try the beanball, kid. If it doesn't stop 'em, it might sloe 'em down."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Banana Split...

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

I love Basketball.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

A Masked Ball

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"