Beanbag Enthusiasts Gifts

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"