Beanbag Lover Pillows

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

"Just be yourself."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Banana striptease...

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'