Beanbag Lover Prints

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

"Just be yourself."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Peel poker.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"I'm a baahnana!"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Banana striptease...

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."